Hansen is the former Head Guidance Counselor of the West District of Amityville. He originally went to the North District to kill Jack, but was defeated and joined the North District afterwards. Hansen wields a gun with a cross emblazoned on it that fires silver bullets, which he says is the only weapon able to kill a vampire zombie or return it to a zombie or human. He claims to know much about vampires because he was saved from one. When he first joined the North District, Hansen was assigned to perform cleaning and maintenance, though he wasn't very apt. According to Hansen himself, he likes his women with glasses, long hair and "a voluptuous body", to which Helmina fits the bill.